Webcomics Update

Hey, up before noon! Gods, it’s scary that I’m celebrating about that.

Back on Earth

The dialogue is a little confusing, even once you know what they’re talking about, but this is a nice classic play that hasn’t been overdone yet.

The Book of Biff

This is the risk that you take when you have alphabetical food. Not a very big risk, mind, but a risk nonetheless.

Cyanide and Happiness

The irony was good enough on this to excuse the fucked-upness, I think.

Eben07

Hey, Ninja Dan (or rather, Ninja Bernard) has EYES! They can go away now.

Girly

Winter was asking for the Monty Python thing with the “fight with the strength of many men” line. But who can say that they can trust this new “sidekick”?

Goblins

Poor Kin. And stupid soldiers. If they hadn’t locked the monsters up, the monsters wouldn’t have needed to escape. That’s simple enough to understand.

Irregular Webcomic

So is “rescue our fallen comrade” next on the Martians’ to-do list?

Lead Paint

There’s a fine line between being interesting and being insane, and beyond that line… well, lies madness.

Matter of Fact

So that explain’s Yoda’s sentence dyslexia. Alright then.

Misfile

Okay, so it was just a joke. Moving on, then.

Our Last Gasp Our Last Gasp

It’s true- reality television is very, very bad for you. An analogy of what reality tav is that it’s like if sitcoms and soaps got together, had two kids, and then those kids had a bastard child between them.

R&R Productions (The Assignment)

Very nice “Crash” sound effect used here. And this page has convinced me to keep R&R on my list for a little bit longer. I want to see what happens next here.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

SMBC Jesus is a real ass, isn’t he?

Sluggy Freelance

Hey, it’s Riff. How was he supposed to resist putting amusing AIs into the robots?

Something Positive

Davan needs no better reason than this, and he really shouldn’t. This is starting to get really fun.

The SuperFogeys Origins

Hey, look at that. He gradually began to break through and regain his personality. My five bucks.

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A later post than I’d usually hope for, but this time it’s definitely Not My Fault. I’m okay with most weather. I’m okay with heat, I love rain, and I’ll tolerate snow- barely. But wind is one thing that I hate, especially when I’m carrying a portfolio case- the equivalent of a sail- on my two mile walk to my drawing class.

The Book of Biff

This is probably one of my main reasons for being a pack-rat.

Bunny Pandemic

Definitely improved quality. I don’t know who or what Usain Bolt is, though.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

I find myself agreeing with many of these punishments.

Cyanide and Happiness

This was not a laughing post, but it did earn a smile.

Game Destroyers

Bubble-dude, hey! What’s he doing messing with the Game Destroyers?

Goodbye Chains

This is awesome, having map notes written on the terrain.

Irregular Webcomic

Another Nigerian Finance Minister thing. Not all that interesting for me.

Luke Surl

Palindromes are always awkward, so I’m forgiving this page. And it reminded me of Weird Al’s song “Bob”, which is constructed entirely of palindromes. (”God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!”)

Matter of Fact

I was always under the impression that the “crown” that Jack broke was his skull. The idea that it might be separate headware saddens me.

Misfile

Okay, Emily is obviously upset with Ash now. Details to come.

Mysteries of the Arcana

So there really was an apple. That’s interesting.

No Need For Bushido

Nobody spills Ken’s sake. Nobody. Not that anyone else cares.

The Noob Comic

She has learned how to say “yes”. Good for her.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

This just sounds silly to me. Meh.

Sluggy Freelance

I loved this. Very clever.

Something Positive

Davan makes the strangest friends.

Union of Heroes

Well, this is certainly a convenient turn of events.

xkcd

One of them should talk to the other. You never really know what’s going to happen until you do something…. damn, I think I just quoted a Furi Kuri lesson.

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I’ve got deja vu. It’s almost like this is the exact same list of comics as there was yesterday.

Cyanide and Happiness

Yeah, I wouldn’t be pulled into things if I was the horse either

Game Destroyers

What’s Jipples talking about? People can learn new vocab if they want.

Irregular Webcomic

This might be a job for Insanely Overpowered Fireballs.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Another difficult-to-understand graph joke. Ugh.

Sluggy Freelance

Riff and a big robot sketch. Okay.

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Nothing today but the dailies. It makes the world seem so much peaceful to me.

Cyanide and Happiness

That’s one linguistically talented baby.

Game Destroyers

So they’re not destroying the places that they’re crossing off the list? That’s a bust. And I’m not putting a link to yesterday’s page, since it was actually below par for filler.

Irregular Webcomic

That’s all they really know about the German officers that they’ve met, isn’t it?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

This concept fascinates me, it really does.

Sluggy Freelance

One sketch of 4U Torg, which may or may not me a minor spoiler (like last week’s pic was).

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Sorry about the borderline post. I’ve had the tabs up all day, but I’ve had a few things on my mind, so I just couldn’t find a way to get around to this.

The Book of Biff

Biff seriously has issues with change, doesn’t he? I’d roll with it if this kind of thing happened to me. Like when Krispy Kreme closed. Best donuts ever, but what was I going to do about it?

Concession

Why are they making fun of him? It’s a pretty good analogy.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The big guy is forgetting that Sam Fisher would have had a lot of experience in not getting caught by that time.

Cyanide and Happiness

This is a pretty bad pun…

Girly

I love spears. I wonder who this knight-like, probably female character is?

Goodbye Chains

I’m not quite sure what’s going on here, so I’m just going to keep reading.

Irregular Webcomic

I’ll put my bet in that Steve wins. Because he’s just that awesome.

Luke Surl

I always have trouble telling the difference between the head and tail of an earthworm- however, biology class assures me that there is a difference.

Matter of Fact

Was the skunk inside the diaper? It’s bigger than the baby is!

Misfile

Here, I’m on Em’s side. Kate was a evil demon person. Those types are easy enough to take on. Heather’s a contemptuous bitch, which is somewhat harder to deal with.

Our Last Gasp

Obsessive people should never be introduced to television. It’s bad for them.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

This reminds me of the alien invasion in Sluggy Freelance, where they attacked Santa because he was the prime manufacturer of their greatest weakness- nerf toys.

Sluggy Freelance

Riff’s really concentrating on his friends first, isn’t he?

Something Positive

Classic. In a gross, but still good way.

Union of Heroes

That’s a good question. One thing that’s bugging me is how much Unperfekthaus sounds like “Imperfect House”. Couldn’t say why.

xkcd

Personally, I think that this is brilliant advertising. If I saw something with, say, “Now With 100% Less Snake Venom Than Competing Brands” on the cover, I’d consider it.

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Back on Earth

As much as I love flaming Amane Misa clones, is this even part of the plot-line?

The Book of Biff

There are several places to keep cursed toys. Your own room isn’t one of them.

Ctrl+Alt+Del Sillies

A slightly more clever asshole bunny, but still asshole bunny. CAD Sillies is stricken from the list.

Cyanide and Happiness

This is exactly why my best friend is someone who holds swords at my neck occasionally. He hasn’t actually cut me enough times for me to be pretty certain that he won’t.

Game Destroyers

Here’s an idea- they could go into a game, look around for their pals or a new hideout, and destroy it if they don’t find either. Minimum-effort multitasking.

Irregular Webcomic

A competent government? That’s a terrifying thought.

Matter of Fact

Why do the gay ninjas have bows? Those aren’t stylish at all.

Misfile

I have to agree with Heather a bit here. They’re over-publicizing the caring.

Mysteries of the Arcana

This is… informational. And adds another question- upright, reverse, crossed- what are our heroes?

Our Last Gasp

He really needs to work on his POV. Looking at the negative of everything is bound to drive you a little nutty.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Personally, I prefer the overcoats- it gets me interested.

Sluggy Freelance

Okay, so that actually happened. And she probably died. Pity.

Something Positive

People always seem to forget the simple methods of taking out someone.

The SuperFogeys

Blackmail tends to work pretty well. Threats work better. But a combo? Perfect evil manipulation

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Wow, it’s been two days and I haven’t gotten any spam posts during that time. Which is good, of course, but still…

The Book of Biff

This actually sounds like it might be fun to try, with a proper video-editing program.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

Now, what possible reason could there be for that? It’s like having an asshole at your elbow- no good at all.

Ctrl+Alt+Del Sillies

“Or as a wise old man once said: ‘Shut up, you’re not making me feel any better.’”

Game Destroyers

And they’re off. Ironically, just before the goodish doctor gets a whole new set of problems.

Girly

I’m 80% sure that I’m missing the joke on this page. That’s pretty high for me.

Goodbye Chains

I guess the poor guy got lost, huh?

Irregular Webcomic

Well, everyone that I know that I’m not worried about hurting too bad is extraordinarily better than me, so… no, I don’t mind when someone holds back.

Luke Surl

Serves the kid right for not getting a weapon after the second time, I say.

Matter of Fact

I think that he’s just really bad at ending a statement. Or the other person is really stubborn. I’m sure that I could get through a conversation like that in half-time.

Misfile

I can’t believe they’re telling her this. It’s not like she’s going to care. And again- I want to rip that lip ring out.

Order of the Stick

What can I say? Some families are just… better than others.

Our Last Gasp

When in doubt- make do with what you have.

R&R Productions (Tales From the Looking Glass)

It’s sparkly…

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I’m a little ashamed to admit it, but I do think that i would rather see a report on the second one than the first.

Sluggy Freelance

Wait, so he was talking to his boss that entire time? Weird.

Something Positive

So they get to be parents because there’s “probably” nothing wrong with the baby that they’re adopting.

Union of Heroes

Alright, finally some real action. Or prep for it, at least.

xkcd

Gods, I love physically impossible violence. Especially combined with good word-play.

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This is up pretty late, I know. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it until now.

+1 Comics

I had to smile at this little trailer-critique.

The Book of Biff

“So it was him!” is what I would say if I had any intention of owning a cookie jar.

Concession

I like how his mind, even in its hallucinogenic state, jumps immediately to drugs. I like it more that he was right, even down to the type of drug.

Ctrl+Alt+Del Sillies

I don’t even know what Aion is, except that, apparently, you can’t teabag in it.

Cyanide and Happiness

I don’t want to know how this idea would make it to episode 17, much less season 4.

Eben07

Okay, I can understand Eben07- he’s dorky enough to pull off teenagerocity. But I just don’t see Ninja Dan blending in at a high school.

Game Destroyers

Okay, finally the gang is down to a somewhat-manageable level. That’s minus… two with the teleport, two after the Simons, and now Fizzle. Seven works okay, though.

Goblins

Okay, admittedly, I didn’t like her very much to start with, but she did kind of grow on me. You know, when she managed to shut up. But luckily, she’s the only one, because the scarred-up goblin can translate “common-sense” into “sacrificial paladin”

Irregular Webcomic

I thought that this was a pretty clever poke, myself.

Matter of Fact

What weak-willed parents, getting worried about their child’s tantrum-prep.

Misfile

And now for the other question- why is she (Heather, right?) at Emily’s house?

Order of the Stick

Pretty nice storytelling. It’s ruined a bit by the joke being so weak, though.

Our Last Gasp

What the fuck is wrong with him? Seriously.

R&R Productions (The Assignment)

And now the headless body can drive. Wait, what?

Sluggy Freelance

Yeah, some things just don’t connect, I think. But hey, Riff’s still Riff. The happy from that hasn’t quite worn off yet.

Something Positive

I laughed at Davan’s threat. “I will smite you like an Old Testament god!” Okay, technically, it’s “like like an Old Testament god”, but it’s good enough to overlook the typo.

The SuperFogeys Origins

You know, since I’ve pretty much already heard all this, it really isn’t as interesting. Five bucks says that next, he gradually begins to break through and reclaim his personality.

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Just about finished with this. Just need to add the end-note, which I’ll do when I get home.

Back on Earth

Yeah, when your life gets sound effects- you’re in for some bad shit.

The Book of Biff

I don’t really understand the application of vacation days. One more reason why somebody should hire me.

Bunny Pandemic

I’m not quite clear on what’s going on here, but hey, fun with chemistry.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

And with the Halo fanbase being what it is, this game would still sell.

Ctrl+Alt+Del Sillies

With this continued use of faildruid, I’ve changed my mind. CAD Sillies has until Thursday to change my mind about dropping it.

Cyanide and Happiness

This is sufficiently creepy enough for me to not want to comment on it.

Game Destroyers

This makes me think of something. Didn’t the red-hat guy have tons of stuff that they had dragged to this house?

Girly

Winter’s going nuts. And it turns out the person that I assumed was an extra can actually kick ass. Nice surprise.

Goodbye Chains

Yes, it’s very pretty. Very impressive. But there’s very little happening.

Irregular Webcomic

This is pretty interesting. And once you know what he’s talking about, the punchline is pretty funny.

Lead Paint

Probably my favorite part of this page is the second-to-last frame. Her expression is absolutely perfect.

Luke Surl

Wait… isn’t the definition of “rocket scientist” “scientist of rockets”? Or do I have it wrong?

Matter of Fact

That last one reminds me of yesterday’s C&H.

Misfile

Wow. Rumisiel teaching his brother about morality. I think hell just froze over in the Misfile world.

Mysteries of the Arcana

I love this page. It says so much about Theresa and her past with just the one frame. Brilliant.

Our Last Gasp

Hey, so they’re to blame? Bastards.

R&R Productions (Bob Sly P.I.)

Teaching an alien that speaks binary english (or something like it). Sounds like a challenge. They might need a montage.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Rule of thumb- be careful about how you word things.

Sluggy Freelance

Blatant recap, with a full re-Riffing.

Union of Heroes

Does this remind anyone else of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, or is it just me?

xkcd

Damn, Lincoln got owned here. Probably a good thing that Douglas died, huh?

Ctrl+Alt+Del Sillies

Strangle the fucking fail-druid. If anyone can get something that wraps around that neck.

Cyanide and Happiness

Well, look at the bright side. Now, a broken arm won’t bother him anymore.

Game Destroyers

Fizzle’s been making friends? And… what’s either a lady of negotiable affection or a teenager. It’s tough to tell.

Irregular Webcomic

I actually know about this reference! Roswell was mentioned in Futurama.

Sluggy Freelance

This is a pretty creepy pic. Actually, I’m on pretty shaky ground as to what this is an actual picture of.

Something Positive

Poor guy, trying to be sensible. Sense has no place in the American media.

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